..i have heard that he wears iron underwear...is chuck norris really that tough ?...does he ever play chess ?....are anyone of you the real chuck norris ( please check your crotch...if you see rust you may either
be chuck norris or you may be frank burns )....and where is frank burns these days anyway ?...
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Why doesn't Santa Claus exists? He forgot to give Chuck Norris a present.
I like that one 😀
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Why was 10 afraid of 7? It was because 7 knew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave. Instead, he raises his fist and the hairs know to back the hell up.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!
Chuck Norris' wristwatch does not have numbers on it, it just says, "Time to kick ass"
Chuck Norris. Man of all men. Just looking at him puts hair on your chest. He doesn't do push-ups...he pushes the world down. He doesn't cut the grass...he dares it to grow. If you get into a fight with him, PREPARE TO DIE. If he says something, YOU WILL DIE. If he doesn't, YOU WILL STILL DIE. At least, that's what I heard. 😉