Jokes

@rookie54 said
and you should go pound sand

What happens when there are really bad sand storms on Naboo?
Jar Jar blinks

I, for one, like Roman numerals.🤔

My wife asked me to stop singing, I’m a Believer, by the Monkees. I thought she was kidding.


Then I saw her face.😲

@Great-Big-Stees
Well that one dates us, eh🙂

@sonhouse said
@Great-Big-Stees
Well that one dates us, eh🙂

They were, actually my little sister’s favourite band. I am “ a bit “, older.👍🤔

i don't care if i three putt every hole from here on out

i still love YOU

@great-big-stees said
My wife asked me to stop singing, I’m a Believer, by the Monkees. I thought she was kidding.


Then I saw her face.😲

LOL........Perhaps keep your singing confined to the shower? 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
LOL........Perhaps keep your singing confined to the shower? 😉

-VR

I don't get it

@lemondrop said
I don't get it

It flew right over lemon! 😉

-VR

What's the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?


One is a corona virus and the other is a Verona crisis!

I like to play chess with old men in the park. Although it’s hard to find 32 of them.

@great-big-stees said
They were, actually my little sister’s favourite band. I am “ a bit “, older.👍🤔

They made great tv shows when I was young.
When I was a bit older I appreciated their music
(whether they wrote it or not, whether they played it or not)

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I like to play chess with old men in the park. Although it’s hard to find 32 of them.

Some days you just have to settle for draughts.

Me: “My wife said she has had enough and will
leave me if I play in next weekend's tournament.”

Friend: “What are you going to do?”

Me: "Nf3 as usual I guess."