@wolfgang59said Me: “My wife said she has had enough and will
leave me if I play in next weekend's tournament.”
Friend: “What are you going to do?”
Me: "Nf3 as usual I guess."
A man is sitting next to an empty place in the finals.
Asks him the other neighbour: What about that empty place?
It was for my wife, we enjoyed decades of watching football, but now she died.
Oh I am awfully sorry. But don't you have a friend who would have taken the place?
No, they are all at her funeral.
@wolfe63said Maybe your face is too serious for good joke telling.
Seriously consider another line of entertainment.
Do you play "put-some-clothes-on" Poker?
Wolfy,
Perhaps no one told you this but you're not suppose to laugh at your own jokes you should always be serious when telling them with as you call it a 'Poker Face'!! 😉
@very-rustysaid Wolfy,
Perhaps no one told you this but you're not suppose to laugh at your own jokes you should always be serious when telling them with as you call it a 'Poker Face'!! 😉