Jokes

@moonbus said
Elderly women don't need contraception. It's called menopause.

You know, you're right.
And elderly men find that they suffer paucity.

Can you imagine if the elderly were indeed able to breed? We'd have no paucity of little old people running the streets! 😀

Ahhh, blond jokes. Ok.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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@earl-of-trumps said
Ahhh, blond jokes. Ok.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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I can hardly wait... 🙂

:-) Hi Torunn. You like suspenseful stories? That's nice

@torunn said
I can hardly wait... 🙂

Great counterjoke.

and one for the record:

A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter…The Bartender looked at him and said, “We have a drink named after you”. The Grasshopper replied, “Who names a drink Steve?”

@earl-of-trumps said
:-) Hi Torunn. You like suspenseful stories? That's nice

Love 'em. 🙂

My neighbour's really loud and obnoxious.

Now I know how Canada feels!

@neilarini said
My neighbour's really loud and obnoxious.

Now I know how Canada feels!

Hey! I resemble that remark

Where do babybels come from?

A place where mummybels and daddybels love each other very much.

I was told to hate syrup and rice today.

Good God how I hate the news

So this dyslexic man walks into a bra and a baby seal walks into a club

So my wife says she loved cats and demanded we get a cat. Problem is, I hate cats.

So we compromised. We went to the pet store and got a cat.

Never become friends with a grandmaster in chess. I had the misfortune of making friends with one once, and we had dinner at a restaurant that had checkered table cloths. It took him 2 damn hours to pass the salt and then talked a whole hour about how he did it afterwards.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

Why is the real reason 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

Sorry, the story about 7, 8, 9 is just fake news.

You know, politics and all.