Jokes

Breaking news! The 7 dwarfs have been told, because of Covid, they can only hang out in groups of 6.

One of them isn't happy.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Breaking news! The 7 dwarfs have been told, because of Covid, they can only hang out in groups of 6.

One of them isn't happy.

@neilarini said
Sneezy?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I think, in the modern world, he has been renamed 'Allergy.'

@neilarini said
If he's sneezing without a mask he'll be called a lot worse than 'Allergy'.

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

It’s two gross.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Hey, back away from the dwarf.

@very-rusty said
These were the names of the 7 dwarfs: Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy.

-VR

@suzianne said
I don't get it.

@very-rusty said
It is ok Suzie Q, it wasn't a joke it was the names of the 7 dwarfs!

Didn't your mom read you the book as a child? You know with Snowwhite and the 7 dwarfs?

-VR

@suzianne said
I don't get it.

@suzianne said
If it wasn't a joke, what's it doing in the Jokes thread?

the ultimate virus fight on ppv

west nile vs corona

ebola files lawsuit, "i coulda been a contenda!"

stolen from the net

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.

"A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and ready to take on the world.
Oh sorry, that's wine - wine does that. "