A blond woman was sick of being presumed to be dumb so she studied the state's of America and there capitals.
What is the capital of Arizona she was asked and proudly she said A.

@happy-chappy said
she studied the state's of America and there capitals.
What is the capital of Arizona she was asked and proudly she said A.

@wolfgang59

Which is NOT correct.
It should be Their Capitals.
And I'm not VR
Like in Virtual Reality...

@torunn said
"A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and ready to take on the world.
Oh sorry, that's wine - wine does that. "

@pawnpaw said
@wolfgang59

Which is NOT correct.
It should be Their Capitals.
And I'm not VR
Like in Virtual Reality...

@suzianne said
Okay, now this -- is hilarious.

again i steal from the net

If you play it backwards The Wizard Of Oz is about a young woman who creates a witch from a watery hat before returning three people to the side of a yellow brick road. In the finale she heroically lifts a house off a woman then rides off in a tornado

before the invention of the telephone, alexander graham bell's assistant was uncalled for

@pawnpaw said
@wolfgang59

Which is NOT correct.
It should be Their Capitals.

@very-rusty said
Everyone has their cross to bare. 🙂

-VR

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Why did the frog cross the road?

To check on its flat mate.

Why does a starving dog chase its own tail?
- To make ends meet.

- A dog went to the flea circus and stole the show.

How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard?
- Put him in your back yard.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on.

there is only one reason that
wiener
rhymes with
vacuum cleaner