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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200687 if you have a fear of speed bumps
just go slow
you'll get over it
Linkenheim
Joined 22 Apr '05 Moves 653674 Remember when you feel as if time slowed down?
It's caused by the gravity of the situation.
Joined 06 Nov '15 Moves 41301 On the Belarusian frontier, a border guard is filling out Putin’s entry form. “Occupation?” asked the officer.
- “Not today,” Putin replied. “Just tourism.”
Putin opens the refrigerator and sees a plate of quivering gelatin.
“Stop shaking!” Putin says.
- “I am only getting the milk.”
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
- Crimea River
I hear that Vladimir Putin's approval rating is at 80%.
- Yeah, the other 20% are missing.
RHP Arms
Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 48793 @rookie54 said
if you have a fear of speed bumps
just go slow
you'll get over itA fear of phobias is phobophobia.
I wonder what a fear of getting phobophobia is called? 😵
RHP Arms
Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 48793 What do flat-earthes fear?
Sphere itself.
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200687 did you buy the new apple watch?
*-HACKTIME-*
if you want yer apple watch to enable the force field generator and/or the flame thrower
all you have to do is put yer watch in the microwave on high for thirty seconds
take it off yer wrist first
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200687 time is money
if only i had learned this wages ago
My Kingdom fora Pawn
Joined 09 Jan '19 Moves 18240 So, Donald Trump and Joe Biden had a debate...
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200687 science tells us that dairy cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them
it's a simple case of in one ear and out the udder
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Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200687 please note, the new presidential ventilator is codenamed forced air one
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
Joined 04 Jul '06 Moves 1113850 What is the linguistic name for a joke that is absent of humor?
Are you joking?
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Joined 04 Jul '06 Moves 1113850 I don't know of any definitive evidence for the existence of God, the almighty omniscient infinite deity, other than the existence of the Universe and space and time itself . . . well, that was before 2020.
Joined 14 Mar '04 Moves 173583 Why did the bicycle collapse?
It was two tired.
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
Joined 04 Jul '06 Moves 1113850 I took a tricyclic antidepressant. Whew, what a ride!
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
Joined 04 Jul '06 Moves 1113850 There should be a penal colony for those who pun. The punishment would be severe and unforgiving. Only men would be sent there, of course.
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