Jokes

@Great-Big-Stees
I think that's virgin on the ridiculous.

Doctor told me if I want any kind of normal sex life that I'd have to take Viagra.

That's a hard pill to swallow.

HOOF HEARTED ICE MELTED

Cremation: my last chance to have a smoking hot body.
🤔😲😉

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

The other day, a guy told me a brilliant joke about a chiropractor. It was about a 'week back', I think...🤔

The court jester, thankfully, had the throngs at the King's birthday gathering howling in laughter, thankfully because the King would lash out if slighted in any way.

On a roll, the court jester boasted to the throngs that he could make a joke about any subject. "Name a subject" he yelled.

The King! Make a joke about the King! yelled the crowd.

Cornered, and with the King staring daggers, he thought for a moment and said "But the King is not a subject."

I asked the librarian if she had any books on shelving. She looked at me, as though I was crazy, and said, “They all are”.

What’s a library’s favorite dinosaur?
The Thesaurus.

I shouted “cow!’ to a woman cyclist who was going the opposite direction. She glared at me, showed me the stink finger, and promptly ran smack dab into the cow. She T-boned it.

You can’t be friends with everybody. You don’t know everybody.🤔

I purchased a bargain-priced book on eBay expecting a very saucy read, entitled 'How to Hug'.
I received the eighth book in the Encyclopaedia Britannica series 😠.

My parents said that my 1/2 brother and I can’t play with the chainsaw anymore.

@Great-Big-Stees
I just found out about a dastardly plan by Christian Nationalists, they want to take over Borneo of all places.
Yep, they want to rename it.

Reborneo